{"id":502,"date":"2006-05-17T00:06:37","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T14:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/?p=502"},"modified":"2006-05-17T00:07:33","modified_gmt":"2006-05-16T14:07:33","slug":"girls-high-episode-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Girls&#8217; High &#8211; episode 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The swimsuit, the beauty and the macho teacher&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-01.JPG\" alt width=\"600\" height=\"450\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><i>Girls&#8217; High<\/i> tries drama. It&#8217;s shallow and transparent, but it isn&#8217;t eye-gougingly terrible.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The girls meet Yuma&#8217;s sister Momoka, a being of pure evil. They are not smart enough to recognise a malevolent smile, and so they welcome her into their midst.<\/p>\n<p>When this show isn&#8217;t featuring lousy dialogue and situations, you can console yourself by focusing on the lousy character design and animation: you can combine both of these aspects when you see the Macho teacher&#8217;s chest in action.<\/p>\n<p>This episode features the infamous pube removal scene (which outed at least <a href=\"http:\/\/riuva.com\/\">one person<\/a> as a <i>Girls&#8217; High<\/i> watcher), which gave rise to such dialogical gems as this, after a falling out:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-pubes.JPG\" alt width=\"600\" height=\"450\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Momoka is a lousy villain, and tthe girls are fools if they can&#8217;t see right through her. This had better be only a two part story so we can returrn to crappy, unfunny, hypocritical perversion &#8230; or heads will roll!<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-02.JPG\" alt width=\"300\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-03.JPG\" alt width=\"300\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-04.JPG\" alt width=\"300\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-05.JPG\" alt width=\"300\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-06.JPG\" alt width=\"300\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/batrock.net\/animeimages\/gh05-07.JPG\" alt width=\"300\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"2\" vspace=\"2\" border=\"1\"><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The swimsuit, the beauty and the macho teacher&#8221; Girls&#8217; High tries drama. It&#8217;s shallow and transparent, but it isn&#8217;t eye-gougingly terrible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-girls-high"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/batrock.net\/anime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}