How did they secure an IMAX release for Speed Racer? Why did they keep the damned monkey in? Whose decision was it to make it not even look vaguely realistic? Who thought to bank roll this travesty? Why was this a movie that needed to be made? Why do I get the feeling that it will be played deadly serious? How did they secure such a not-terrible cast? Speed Racer, what are you thinking?
… Why do I know that I’ll go and see it?
And tangentially, am I the only one not overly impressed by the new The Incredible Hulk?
But is it even possible to be worse than Ang Lee’s Hulk?