I used to hate Microsoft, but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees!

My XBox 360 appears to be taking something of a nap. A nap with its friend the Red Ring of Death. Now, I don’t think that the life span of an innocent console should be a mere eight months, but that’s all that me and my companion were gifted with. I’ve composed an ode to it:

Two of a kind
That’s what we are
And it seemed
Like we were always winning
But as our team
Is torn apart
I wish we could go
Back to the beginning

The time has come
It’s for the best I know it
Who could’ve guessed that you and I…
Somehow, some way
We’d have to say goodbye.

Somehow today…
…we have to say goodbye.

I’m choking back the tears, now. I’ll miss you, old friend.
Actually, that may have been the time that I thought I was freeing my Pikachu, but our bond could not be broken.

So the bond between myself and my 360 will not be broken! We have had too many good times together! Also 120+ hours of Oblivion, at least sixty of which were pure masochism!
To this end, and also to the fact that the mythical beast was still under warranty, I called the 360 hotline today. This call, of course, connected me to India. Across the bad connection I gave my details, and I was told that it is suspected that my power supply is at fault. The light is the wrong colour.

It will be good if I don’t need to replace the HD or the console itself, because then I would presumably lose my saves, and have to play through everything in Dead Rising again. This was a happy thought at first until I realised that I had spent an entire weekend in a room watching My Name is Earl one one half of the screen and playing Dead Rising on the other to earn the incredibly tedious Zombie Genocider achievement.

Let’s hope that my 360 lives, and does not become one of them and I have to run it over with a jeep kindly left here by a group of convicts! I will keep you posted as to my console mortality … and then weep if I have to restart Enchanted Arms if I ever want to see the ending.

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One Response to I used to hate Microsoft, but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees!

  1. Wavatar Sparkchu says:

    I close my eyes
    And I can see
    The day we met
    Just one moment and I knew
    You’re my best friend
    ‘Do anything
    For you

    We’ve gone so far
    And done so much
    And I feel
    Like we’ve always been together
    Right by my side
    Through thick and thin
    You’re the part of my life
    I’ll always remember

    The time has come
    It’s for the best I know it
    Who could’ve guessed that you and I
    Somehow, someday
    We’d have to say goodbye

    You’ve helped me find
    The strength inside
    And the courage
    To make all my dreams come true
    How will I find
    Another friend
    Like you

    [then it’s what you wrote]

    *sniff*

    It brings a tear to my eye. No, not a tear, the watery kind.

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